Once upon a time, a struggling fast food franchise called Rax tried to re-vamp their image with new spokesman Mr. Delicious, a depressed, broke, unhappily married loser with a drinking problem. It did not go well.
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Dignity. Always dignity.
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If you want to spend twenty-six dollars for cold, bad food, disappointment and heartbreak, I cannot recommend ordering the new Adult Happy Meal from McDonald’s through Uber Eats strongly enough!
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QDOBA wanted to bribe me to promote their delicious line of Customizable Burritos, Crave-Worthy Tacos, and Creamy 3-Cheese Queso on Instagram but I told them to go fuck themselves! i don’t care how delicious, healthy and affordable they are, I don’t sell out!
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Greg Kelly recently gave us all a good laugh with the most hilarious self-own in Twitter history.
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An impassioned plea from a concerned citizen.
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It involved a lot of cheeseburgers.
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