It’s one thing to think that you have a personal relationship with famous people you’ve never met. It’s quite another to assume that their job in the afterlife is to help you, as Love Has Won cult leader Amy Carlson did.
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I used to hate Puff Daddy for reasons that now seem silly. Now I despise him for reasons that couldn’t be more legitimate.
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Donald Trump is famously a messy bitch who loves drama, so there is a very good chance that if he appoints someone to an incredibly important cabinet position he’ll later deride them as lazy, incompetent, ugly morons he only employed because he felt sorry for them.
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And you might too!
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Brad Dourif was very nearly not the voice of Chucky and other near misses.
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Sometimes I write blog posts that are too personal and depressing even for me, the person writing them.
This is one of those pieces. You don’t have to read it and I’m not sure if I should have even published it.
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Grimes wants to reclaim the Manic Pixie Dream Girl and I’m so exhausted that I say we just let her!
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So THAT happened.
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Here’s a hint: it has to do with not conceding that they are antisemitic as well.
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An ode to the solitary cinematic experience.
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