“Weird” used to be primarily associated with Al Yankovic but now the weirdoes running for president on the Republican have RUINED IT!
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A near death experience has a transformative effect on some. Not Donald Trump, however. He is just as committed to being a messy, gossipy little bitch who loves drama as before, if not moreso.
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I thought that watching and writing about every episode of Saturday Night Live in preparation for its fiftieth anniversary was a can’t miss proposition that would do wonders for my career and finances. I was wrong.
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I’m feeling a whole lot less hopeless now that Kamala Harris has replaced President Biden as the Democratic presidential candidate.
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My new permanent teeth and the GoFundMe to help pay for them sure give me something to smile about beyond my teeth no longer being an abomination!
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If you spend too much time online, you’ve undoubtedly encountered weird apologists for people who’ve done horrible things who insist on everyone giving the accused—but only the accused—benefit of the doubt.
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Have you ever noticed that only stupid, insecure people care about I.Q? You know, people like Trump and Roseanne?
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Clickbait endures because of its cockroach-like resilience.
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Due to the peculiar nature of my career, I regularly have the worst songs and moments running through my head at any moment.
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When Donald Trump was found GUILTY of 34 felonies, I couldn’t help but think about the one song from Cop Rock that anyone remembers, Randy Newman’s infectious “He’s Guilty.”
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