AI would pose a greater existential threat if it wasn't so fucking stupid.

All Trump had to do following the failed attempt on his life was not be egregiously hateful and nasty. That proved predictably impossible. Trump is going to be Trump even if it costs him the election.

If you want to fool suckers, why not pretend to be a CIA agent? It's the perfect cover for all of your lies!

There comes a time in every man's life when he has to confront the very real possibility that he will never again attend the Gathering of the Juggalos, Insane Clown Posse's annual festival of art and culture.

It took some time but I finished my massive upcoming book about American films about moviemaking. And it's great!

On behalf of myself and my family, I would like to thank God for Jim Henson.