Donald Trump loves to talk about trusting his gut. Too bad his gut is racist as fuck.
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Donald Trump and Elon Musk know that paid protesters exist, since they’ve used them fairly extensively, but the idea that people need to be paid handsomely to publicly object to the actions of Musk an Trump is insane.
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Because not every blog post can be about Trump or Musk. Sometimes I write about things that AREN’T terrible.
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In our world, Elon Musk is a selfish asshole ruining the government out of greed and arrogance, but a perplexingly ubiquitous AI version of Elon Musk behaves with Christ-like selfishness.
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Politically and culturally, we’re in a shitty 1980s teen sex comedy where the bullies think of themselves as the irreverent, propriety-puncturing heroes.
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Diversity used to be seen as good. Why is it now considered the greatest evil? Other than Woke?
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The 51st state shit was never funny but now it’s looking increasingly psychotic.
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I am very bad with money, and in way too much debt, but I have a strategy to make things better.
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I understand why Rosie O’Donnell moved to Ireland to avoid Trump but I wish she didn’t give the MAGA mob the satisfaction of successfully chasing her out of the country.
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