In this piece from The Joy of Trash, I wrote about Eric Clapton’s latest crime against music.
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In this piece collected in my new book The Joy of Trash, I explore the infinite humiliations of Gal Gadot and Friends’ notorious cover of “Imagine” by some jerk.
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Trump’s narcissism-rooted choice not to wear masks in public is hurting him and our country, but at least he always looks super cool and attractive!
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When you’re terrified of COVID-19, sometimes a day out in the country is the last thing you need to calm your frazzled nerves
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This site has been humming right along as society descends into madness, thanks largely to my wife, the Happy Place’s unsung hero.
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In a welcome change of pace, we’re now venerating the workers we mocked and vilified before we realized just how desperately need them in order for society to function.
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Will the Coronavirus prove the Great Disruption Trump’s election most assuredly was not?
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Not because of the current pandemic, but rather because we’re socially awkward and painfully self-conscious.
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Trump’s anti-media rhetoric has always been dangerous and irresponsible. Now it’s deadly.
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Things are scary for everyone right now but don’t worry: we will be carrying on as usual with the stupid, irrelevant bullshit that makes this site special.
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