Morbius was supposed to be the greatest and most successful movie ever made but it actually sucks.
Read MoreMy patron-funded exploration of the complete filmography hits 2004’s Alexander, a wildly ambitious historical epic that's just kind of meh.
Read MoreNicolas Cage got very dark for 2005’s Lord of War, Andrew Niccol’s bracingly brutal dark comedy about the international arms trade and the men who arm the world.
Read MoreJohn Travolta’s epic losing streak continues with 2006’s Lonely Hearts, a stinkeroo based on the same real-life story that inspired The Honeymoon Killers that wastes an amazing cast that includes James Gandolfini, Salma Hayek, Jared Leto, Scott Caan and Laura Dern.
Read MoreJoker is forever, except for Leto’s, which seemingly disappeared almost instantly!
Read MoreFor the love of God, why are motivational Joker memes a thing?
Read MoreIt’s Scream, except with urban legends instead of movies. And also terrible.
Read MoreSuicide Squad couldn't POSSIBLY be worse than Batman Vs. Superman, could it?
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