Happy Place — It Turns Out the Naming Rights! Membership Option Was For Real and Someone Is Now Five Hundred Bucks Poorer Presents Nat

There Are Probably Better Ways to Honor The Great Tony Bennett Than By Re-Running This Piece on His Terrible Performance in The Oscar But That's the One We're Going With

Tony Bennett delivered a hilariously terrible, star-breaking turn as a bohemian Jewish hustler in the star-studded 1966 flop The Oscar, written by notorious crank Harlan Ellison

Fractured Mirror 2.0, My World Of FlopsNathan RabinJuly 21, 2023Tony Bennett, Milton Berle, Harlan Ellison

Babylon is The Kind of Wildly Excessive, Self-Indulgent Labor of Love That I Generally Dig But I Actually Hated It!

Babylon is the kind of wildly overreaching mess I usually adore. So why did I hate it?

The Onion Movie Was Not Ultimately What I Expected Or Wanted It to Be

I had high hopes for The Onion Movie. They were not realized.

My World Of FlopsNathan RabinMay 31, 2023

1994's Trapped in Paradise Represents the Nadir of Nicolas Cage's Normie 1990s Phase

Nicolas Cage, Jon Lovitz and Dana Carvey are a trio to forget in the rightfully reviled 1994 Christmas flop Trapped in Paradise.

The 2004 Feature Film Adaptation of Fat Albert is Weird, Depressing and Weirdly Depressing

What's it like to watch a lighthearted Bill Cosby family movie in 2017? Really fucking weird, and expectedly and unexpectedly sad and dark.

John Travolta's Sleepy Linemen Drama Life on the Line Drama is a Real Zero in More Ways Than Anyone

Oh John Travolta, how come you make so many bad movies?

The Graphic Novel Collection Southland Tales: The Prequel Saga is the Perfect Literary Companion to Richard Kelly's Cult Satire

Richard Kelly was right. The future HAS proven more futuristic than scientists predicted.

In Its Notorious Season Season, Baywatch Nights Shamelessly and Ineptly Ripped Off The X-Files as It Pivoted Nonsensically to Supernatural Mystery

In a desperate bid to stay on the air Baywatch Nights turned into an X-Files clone in its second season.

It did not go well.

The Weirdly Racist, Crazed Crack Melodrama Chains of Gold is Egregiously, Gloriously Terrible Even by John Travolta Standards

Vinnie Barbarino and Blosson’s brother defeat the problem of crack in inner city Miami in Chains of Gold, a ridiculous, casually racist vanity project co-written by Travolta, his only screenwriting credit to date.

The Dwayne Johnson Baywatch Movie is Bewildering, Awful

Baywatch spent thirteen years in Development Hell so that it could give audiences two hours of cinematic Heaven. Nah, it's fucking garbage that won't even make your penis sneeze.

My World Of FlopsNathan RabinApril 14, 2023Dwayne Johnson, Baywatch, masturbation, T&A, My World of Flops, The Rock