Jay-Z wears the right jerseys. But does it mean anything?
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I was feeling awfully cynical about politics, and everything else. Then Elizabeth Warren happened.
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Why does my dog always have to be such a fucking asshole to my babies?
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Getting back into therapy after a four year break inspired an epiphany
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If you’re crazy into “Weird Al” Yankovic then boy do I have some loving tributes to share with you! Also, a column/upcoming book I thjink you might dig.
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Fuck you, Donald Trump, for telling Jews what to do.
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Amazon set up PR Twitter accounts to convey just how much fun its warehouse employees are having and how well-treated they are. Instead they opened up a portal to a heartbreaking world of infinite everyday sadness.
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My 188 part series on the music of “Weird Al” Yankovic officially ends today but in many ways has only just begun.
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In the long-ago days before social media and the internet, how did we waste our time and squander our lives?
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The mind behind Taxi Driver! The enfant terrible that gave us American Psycho! Lindsay Lohan and the “nice guy” of porn! Crowd-funding! It’s 2013’s disastrous The Canyons! What could possibly go wrong, other than everything?
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