Donald Trump wants the world to know that he is the richest, most successful businessman in the history of business. But he also needs YOU to give him YOUR money for some reason.
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I never actually met the late Morgan Spurlock, but I have one of my trademark weird, moderately self-indulgent stories involving him, The Simpsons, and a blown shot at television immortality all the same.
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As both an autistic man and the corner of the phrase Manic Pixie Dream Girl I feel justified in writing about the neurodivergent roots of the MPDG myth.
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For the purpose of a very strange cyber-safety initiative noted bully Garfield became an anti-bullying advocate and Nermal became a fat-shaming asshole as oblivious as he is creepy.
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In a pathetic, self-serving attempt at damage control, Sean Combs issued a wildly disingenuous apology that’s more about trying to save his image than expressing genuine remorse.
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I’ve raised over fourteen thousand dollars for my upcoming dental surgery in just a week. Thanks to everyone who has contributed and everyone who will contribute. Ya sure know how to make a guy feel appreciated.
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I’d love to report that 1999’s widely maligned The Phantom Menace is infinitely better than its dire reputation suggests but that’s just not true.
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Roger Corman’s passing provided a good illustration of how and how not to remember an influential, widely beloved figure.
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If you're a pancake-head like me, you're obsessed with Dan in Real Life despite it being unusually forgettable.
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A blog post about how my wife is great.
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