The famously terrible 2001 Danny DeVito/Martin Lawrence stinkeroo What’s the Worst That Could Happen is indeed terrible and a real stinkeroo.
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In this excerpt from The Joy of Trash we go DEEP into one of the most mortifying moments in pop culture history: the notorious “Your brother is standing in the middle of Afghanistan!” scene from Studio 60 in the Sunset Strip.
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Jerry Falwell’s Liberty University made a part-narrative/part documentary film about how Jesus chose Trump to be president that’s pretty fucked up.
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One of you wonderful weirdoes paid me to see Champagne and Bullets, an amazing piece of outsider art that suggests Tommy Wiseau remaking Cobra with plenty of Manos: The Hands of God and Miami Connection thrown in for good measure.
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You may not be familiar with the term “Sea-lioning” but you have probably encountered it all the same.
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Sometimes my son orders me to write a blog post. This is one of those times.
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2001’s The Replicant, the Ringo Lam-directed movie where Jean-Claude Van Damme plays both a mother-hating serial killer who sets single moms on fire AND the man-baby clone created to stop him is bonkers, in a good way. Plus Michael Rooker HUNTING a serial killer rather than playing one.
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Statistically speaking, of the sixty-plus million people who will vote for Donald Trump in November at least some have to have at least a modicum. Why, then, are they voting for a vulgar clown?
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Hillbilly Elegy author J.D. Vance was supposed to be the fabled Good Conservative. Turned out to be exactly the same as all the others, and possibly even worse!
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For SEVERAL good reasons I will probably not be a passenger onboard the Kid Rock Chillin’ the Most Cruise ever again.
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