Caitlyn Jenner isn’t like all the other trans women; she’s super transphobic!
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Reactionary anger towards strong-willed young people is generally a very bad thing, except for when that rage is for the obnoxious little shits Elon Musk has recruited to help him destroy the government/country.
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Sketchy dudes online like to hide behind cute pictures of their children. Elon Musk does that IRL with a vengeance! He’s cosplaying as a good father.
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In honor of President’s Day I’m re-running this article, featured in my new book The Joy of Trash, about Mike Bloomberg’s tragicomic, but mostly just hilarious attempt to buy the Democratic nomination for president in 2020.
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By winning re-election, Donald Trump empowered the worst people in the world to be as publicly obnoxious as he is without ramifications.
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Trump the amateur critic recently took to Truth Social to review Bishop Budde’s sermon asking him to show mercy and kindness. Unsurprisingly, he thought the religious leader’s heartfelt plea stunk!
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You generous bastards made me watch a movie where Patrick Stewart voices the poop emoji. It was quite poor.
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For Kanye West, being an asshole online is more than just a fun form of self-expression; it’s an art form he thinks that he’s mastered.
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Shortly before the release of Battflefield Earth John Travolta contributed a voice to 1999’s Our Friend, Martin, an insane special with the balls to ask, “Why don’t 12 year olds from the present travel back in time to save Martin Luther King’s life?”
Read MoreIn 1992, Jaleel White and his alter-ego Steve Urkel most assuredly did do that, and by “that” I mean making an hour long special to celebrate White’s breakout popularity.
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