Thanks to the Woke crowd, Thanksgiving has gone from being an American institution to being an anti-American atrocity so crazy it belongs in an institution!
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I’ve got lots of juicy stories that would wow interviewers, make news and increase awareness of The Weird A-Coloring to Al but they also might land me in jail!
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Our list STARTS with Twin Peaks: The Return. Then things get REALLY crazy.
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Go the hell back to where you came from if you hate it here! Shit, I’ll even help you pack as long as we find a way to making doing so palatable for me!
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The truth about Captain Marvel and its hated of men is bleak beyond even your most paranoid fantasies
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It’s even worse than you fear: literally everyone on Earth is cancelled, including babies and animals.
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Donald Trump has not always behaved in a gentlemanly fashion, which is why it has fallen upon me, Mitt Romney to criticize him in the wimpiest, most passive and hypocritical fashion imaginable.
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Some advice for disgraced Representative on how to spin the charges against him in his favor: Re-invent yourself as the ultimate party politician!
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Ever wonder who exactly Trump is referring to when he talks about the media calling to apologize for The New York Times? I’m one of those everyday heroes. This is my story.
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Sorry, Seinfeld. You may be one of the most popular and acclaimed television shows of all time but our twenty year old intern watched you for the first time and determined that you suck. #Truthhurts
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